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Post by Deleted on Feb 9, 2012 0:11:28 GMT -8
While I was registering for Orccon today I was happy to see that being a member of the Happy Jack's family saved me a cool 5 bucks on my badge at Orccon.
Apparently, we need to bring "proof of membership" when we pick up our badged acquired at the discounted rate. This got me to thinking and I'd like to propose that any of following items to be produced by Happy Jack's listeners for Orccon staff when prompted for their proof of membership.
- A half consumed bottle of Wild Turkey - An actual douche bag - Half a dozen bottle caps - An explicit content warning - One of 500 Happy Jack's t-shirts that have been proposed - A completely consumed bottle of Wild Turkey - A recording of that once voice mail in Mandarin - A live recitation of that one voice mail in Mandarin
Please feel free to expand on this list and suggest other possible "proof of membership" ideas so that I have something to give these nice staff members when they ask.
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willh
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Post by willh on Feb 9, 2012 6:14:01 GMT -8
Wild Turkey is paint stripper. Better to go with Maker's Mark or Knob Creek.
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Post by jazzisblues on Feb 9, 2012 7:25:01 GMT -8
Wild Turkey is paint stripper. Better to go with Maker's Mark or Knob Creek. Speaking of Knob Creek ... Hey Chris ... Additional forms of HJ ID Copy of a character sheet from any Happy Jacks game ... Or am I the only one who keeps things like that? Bucket of empty beer bottles List of Speaking of ... Hey Chris jokes
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azuretalon
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Post by azuretalon on Feb 9, 2012 11:00:58 GMT -8
Maker's Mark or Knob Creek. Both are bourbons, and let me say two of my all time favorites, but I believe the cast is more fond of there single malts. Try a bottle of Glenlivit or Balvenie. A iPod loaded with HJ Podcasts A massive backlog A disheveled cheeseburger A "Chris from Osaka" joke A bad accent A can of Axe Bodyspray
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Post by Deleted on Feb 9, 2012 12:40:01 GMT -8
Since when are we too good to drink paint stripper? Let's not pretend we're classier than we really are.
- A hand bound copy of GURPS - A stack of angry e-mails - ...ladies
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willh
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Post by willh on Feb 9, 2012 13:40:59 GMT -8
It's a matter of taste not class. If we were to put on airs of being classy we would insist on only drinking out of the proper glass for the drink. I'm fine with drinking out of a paper coffee cup just as long as I'm drinking good booze.
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Post by jazzisblues on Feb 9, 2012 13:48:45 GMT -8
It's a matter of taste not class. If we were to put on airs of being classy we would insist on only drinking out of the proper class for the drink. I'm fine with drinking out of a paper coffee cup just as long as I'm drinking good booze. If someone is putting on airs of being classy someone should probably be listening to a different podcast ... I'll have a paper cup with WillH thank you very much. JiB
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Post by cadave on Feb 9, 2012 19:42:14 GMT -8
I think the hotel knew I was not the average game conventioneer when I pulled up with my 2 ice chests full of beer to check in by myself ;p
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Post by inflatus on Feb 9, 2012 19:57:33 GMT -8
I have seen Claire come and go from the podcast. I am a member.
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Post by fray on Feb 9, 2012 20:34:22 GMT -8
I'll be drinking out of my dicebag...
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Post by gina on Feb 10, 2012 11:57:15 GMT -8
How about an HJ-specific-caption t-shirt? (anything by Bruce or Tappy gets you either an extra $5 off or ejected from the con on a case-by-case basis)
Or maybe a really nifty bowling shirt with the old-school Happy Jack's logo & your B-team name embroidered in it?
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Post by inflatus on Feb 10, 2012 12:49:56 GMT -8
How about an HJ-specific-caption t-shirt? (anything by Bruce or Tappy gets you either an extra $5 off or ejected from the con on a case-by-case basis) Or maybe a really nifty bowling shirt with the old-school Happy Jack's logo & your B-team name embroidered in it? I will get the B Team shirt.
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Post by jazzisblues on Feb 10, 2012 15:31:19 GMT -8
How about an HJ-specific-caption t-shirt? (anything by Bruce or Tappy gets you either an extra $5 off or ejected from the con on a case-by-case basis) Or maybe a really nifty bowling shirt with the old-school Happy Jack's logo & your B-team name embroidered in it? Those shirts are so totally spiffin' cool. JiB
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Post by hoseirrob on Feb 10, 2012 15:36:12 GMT -8
It wasn't too difficult to make the shirts. I forget the one i singed a bit. It may have been Clockverks. We just printed the logos and names on iron-on sheets.
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