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Post by archmagezemoc on Feb 20, 2015 13:13:57 GMT -8
Or just throw them in jail for Grand Theft Rhino. HAVE A DRUID SPEAK WITH ANIMAL TO HAVE THEM STAND AS THEIR OWN EYE WITNESSES TO THEIR OWN KIDNAPPING!! The idea of a rhino giving an overly dramatic testimony on the stand while the party just stares in shock, a grand mural to irony has now been painted in my eye. The rhinos who "saved" them through so many fights were in constant terror of their lives and were allergic to the food and thought the snow\ice was torture, bringing about their ultimate downfall. Then again, I wonder how hard it would be to discredit a rhinos testimony. . . . .
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Post by sbloyd on Feb 20, 2015 15:24:10 GMT -8
Rhino rustlin'? Some Goliath lawman gonna come into town?
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Post by archmagezemoc on Feb 20, 2015 17:45:11 GMT -8
Rhino rustlin'? Some Goliath lawman gonna come into town? Riding a triceratops? Did I hear that correctly?
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Post by tyler on Feb 20, 2015 20:15:52 GMT -8
Or just throw them in jail for Grand Theft Rhino. Orc law dictates that any possessions belonging to a person you kill in honorable combat become yours.
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Post by kevinr on Feb 20, 2015 20:34:09 GMT -8
Or just throw them in jail for Grand Theft Rhino. Orc law dictates that any possessions belonging to a person you kill in honorable combat become yours. I believe your living in a human controlled kingdom with human laws. On top of that the prosecution is not sure where the honor is in murdering some poor innocent simple minded Goliaths, who's only crime seems to be having the misfortune of innocently gathering stones, to repair thier poor lame meemaws outhouse, while they were to close to a band of vile villians and murderous hobos.
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Post by tyler on Feb 21, 2015 9:50:47 GMT -8
Orc law dictates that any possessions belonging to a person you kill in honorable combat become yours. I believe your living in a human controlled kingdom with human laws. On top of that the prosecution is not sure where the honor is in murdering some poor innocent simple minded Goliaths, who's only crime seems to be having the misfortune of innocently gathering stones, to repair thier poor lame meemaws outhouse, while they were to close to a band of vile villians and murderous hobos. We acted in self defense. In a case such as this, testimony from all available parties must be taken with equal integrity, and as all available parties agree that the goliaths attacked first, it must be factual. Also take into consideration that until such a time as your described "meemaw" can be found and presented, her very existence is simply conjecture. Stop wasting the court's time with your ridiculous witch-hunt.
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Post by archmagezemoc on Feb 21, 2015 11:29:01 GMT -8
If we can speak with animals to get the rhinos testimony I'm sure we can whip up a sueance to get those 2 goliaths on the stand. Pull a few strings for a circle of truth that will work on the goliaths spirits as well and we can determine their reasons for being on that cliff, and if meemaw exists. Follow it up with some divinations and scrying to confirm the existence of said Meemaw, get a court order out to her and do it right. All legal fees will be paid by the guilty party at the end of adjudication. EDIT: Sueance southpark.cc.com/clips/410442/a-sueanceEDIT::: After writing this up I now realize with magic so readily available it nearly has to have a big impact in law enforcement \ justice system. Wizard Lawyers.
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Post by tyler on Feb 21, 2015 19:34:26 GMT -8
If we can speak with animals to get the rhinos testimony I'm sure we can whip up a sueance to get those 2 goliaths on the stand. Pull a few strings for a circle of truth that will work on the goliaths spirits as well and we can determine their reasons for being on that cliff, and if meemaw exists. Follow it up with some divinations and scrying to confirm the existence of said Meemaw, get a court order out to her and do it right. All legal fees will be paid by the guilty party at the end of adjudication. EDIT: Sueance southpark.cc.com/clips/410442/a-sueanceEDIT::: After writing this up I now realize with magic so readily available it nearly has to have a big impact in law enforcement \ justice system. Wizard Lawyers. The testimony of any creature with an intelligence score below 4 is inadmissible in court.
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Post by archmagezemoc on Feb 21, 2015 19:40:37 GMT -8
If we can speak with animals to get the rhinos testimony I'm sure we can whip up a sueance to get those 2 goliaths on the stand. Pull a few strings for a circle of truth that will work on the goliaths spirits as well and we can determine their reasons for being on that cliff, and if meemaw exists. Follow it up with some divinations and scrying to confirm the existence of said Meemaw, get a court order out to her and do it right. All legal fees will be paid by the guilty party at the end of adjudication. EDIT: Sueance southpark.cc.com/clips/410442/a-sueanceEDIT::: After writing this up I now realize with magic so readily available it nearly has to have a big impact in law enforcement \ justice system. Wizard Lawyers. The testimony of any creature with an intelligence score below 4 is inadmissible in court. Now to figure out how to reduce the Int score of a ghost goliath. . . . Case dismissed costs paid for by the state?
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Post by tyler on Feb 21, 2015 20:25:32 GMT -8
The testimony of any creature with an intelligence score below 4 is inadmissible in court. Now to figure out how to reduce the Int score of a ghost goliath. . . . Case dismissed costs paid for by the state? Honestly, if you can't nail them for this one, just wait. They'll kill again.
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