SirGuido
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Post by SirGuido on Jun 30, 2017 4:54:32 GMT -8
In that shout box window chat thingy at the bottom of the forums someone asked for this, and I... obliged. Frankly, I'm disgusted in myself for even considering it let alone actually going through with it. If you have a hearty stomach, feel free to check it out here.
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Post by StrangeLikeThat on Jun 30, 2017 7:44:46 GMT -8
Surprisingly, not the first bit of erotic fiction I've seen related to a game I'm involved with. Life is weird.
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Post by Wakefield on Jun 30, 2017 8:21:45 GMT -8
The dialogue written in lisp had me in stitches. You, sir, are a terrible person.
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Post by Stu Venable on Jun 30, 2017 8:21:57 GMT -8
In the next installment, we should learn that Albert is now carrying Skully's vampire baby. Oh the drama!!
"His brooding demeanor, it turns out, wasn't just Gangrel angst, but vampire hormones. Nothing quite matches the whirlwind of activity like a nesting Gangrel."
And throw in some stuff about his moobs swelling.
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Post by Probie Tim on Jun 30, 2017 8:32:41 GMT -8
No.
NO.
No next installment. No vampire babies. No moobs.
Just no.
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Post by OFTHEHILLPEOPLE on Jun 30, 2017 11:27:06 GMT -8
Skully-Senpai!
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SirGuido
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Post by SirGuido on Jun 30, 2017 12:03:17 GMT -8
Surprisingly, not the first bit of erotic fiction I've seen related to a game I'm involved with. Life is weird. I just... no. It hurt me so much to type up that tiny little bit of fiction. You have no idea.
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SirGuido
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Preferred Game Systems: L5R, Traveller, Fate Accelerated, Masks
Currently Playing: Nothing.
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Favorite Species of Monkey: Anything in a Cage.
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Post by SirGuido on Jun 30, 2017 12:04:02 GMT -8
In the next installment, we should learn that Albert is now carrying Skully's vampire baby. Oh the drama!! "His brooding demeanor, it turns out, wasn't just Gangrel angst, but vampire hormones. Nothing quite matches the whirlwind of activity like a nesting Gangrel." And throw in some stuff about his moobs swelling. Yeah uhm... no. I won't be participating in this again. Its just too wrong.
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Post by Probie Tim on Jun 30, 2017 13:15:22 GMT -8
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Post by OFTHEHILLPEOPLE on Jun 30, 2017 13:34:07 GMT -8
It's so wrong it bottomed out the scale and circled around back to being so, so right.
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Post by Probie Tim on Jun 30, 2017 13:36:13 GMT -8
No, it didn't circle around. It stayed at wrong. It never left wrong. It's always been wrong.
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Post by OFTHEHILLPEOPLE on Jun 30, 2017 13:49:52 GMT -8
But it makes me all tingly in Old Greg's downstairs mix-up...
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Post by akavidar on Jun 30, 2017 17:45:46 GMT -8
I have to go wash my brain, now.
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Post by Kainguru on Jul 1, 2017 9:00:11 GMT -8
I dunno, I'm stuck in Amsterdam for a night before I fly back from funeral earlier today - wasn't in the mood really but, after reading that, I might be now ... just need a gimp suit Aaron
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Post by chronovore on Jul 5, 2017 16:58:47 GMT -8
The animosity between Albert and Skully isn't really hatefuck territory though.
Also: Ew.
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