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Post by hoseirrob on Jul 19, 2012 10:06:20 GMT -8
Why are you Cryin and the Green Fields of France (from the Wives) always make seeing the road a little tougher.
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Post by muntjack on Jul 20, 2012 17:53:02 GMT -8
Nope. Stop right there. Who names their sword fucking Twinkle, even if it does actually twinkle? Maybe a 6-year old girl, but that's about it. I've never read a Drizzt book in my life (and I don't intend to), but I'm starting to suspect that he actually got kicked out of Menzoboranzen (or however you spell it) because he was a fucking sissy boy. Hahaha! Oh Hyvemynd, you're awesome. |
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Post by tyler on Jul 20, 2012 18:16:06 GMT -8
Twinkle is a shitty name for a sword. But I think if we're going to mock something, we should mock it correctly. Thank you, everyone who is with me (and against Tappy) in saying it's NOT FUCKING FIRE. Also, in regards to beer, check out this article I found: www.wikihow.com/Enjoy-the-Taste-of-Beer |
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Post by bloodsparrow on Jul 20, 2012 20:23:25 GMT -8
Not long after 3e came out and I joined a game, I built a duel wielding, Spring Attacking, Rogue/Cleric of Olidamara.
I had a story about how my character became a Cleric, when she had a vision of Olidamara and some lesser god, she was never able to quite recall which one, and was bestowed with two magical weapons...
Or maybe it wasn't so much a visitation and divine gifting and more of a night of horrible drunkenness and a run of luck at a gambling table.
Either way.
My primary weapon was a rapier luckblade called "Olidammara's Promise" and the off-hand weapon was a +2 short sword called "Some Lesser God's Promise".
When faced with a particularly important opponent in combat, she would assume a formal dueling stance and announce,
"In the name of Olidammara and... some lesser god who's name escapes me at the moment... I will kill you."
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Post by gandalftheplaid on Jul 21, 2012 6:23:53 GMT -8
"In the name of Olidammara and... some lesser god who's name escapes me at the moment... I will kill you." That's good stuff there. |
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Post by Deleted on Jul 21, 2012 7:46:45 GMT -8
"In the name of Olidammara and... some lesser god who's name escapes me at the moment... I will kill you." Genius! |
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Post by kaitoujuliet on Jul 21, 2012 9:25:27 GMT -8
Thank you, everyone who is with me (and against Tappy) in saying it's NOT FUCKING FIRE. I always thought Tappy's point was that the socially awkward mouth-breathing fanboy* he channels when he does that line insists that the scimitar is fire, not that it actually is fire. *And I say that in the most affectionate way possible. |
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Post by tappy on Jul 23, 2012 5:51:08 GMT -8
Thank you, everyone who is with me (and against Tappy) in saying it's NOT FUCKING FIRE. I always thought Tappy's point was that the socially awkward mouth-breathing fanboy* he channels when he does that line insists that the scimitar is fire, not that it actually is fire. *And I say that in the most affectionate way possible. You have hit the nail on the head. The fanboy with the drizzt clone argues that his character is not a clone because his sword is actual fire, and Twinkle is obviously not fire. his other sword is a freezing burst sword, when it is obvious to anyone with a brain that Icingdeath is a sword of cold. So this angst ridden refugee from an evil society is obviously not a drizzt clone. |
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