juberberry
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Preferred Game Systems: Traveller, VANGUARD, Shadowrun 4, CP2020
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Post by juberberry on Aug 8, 2013 17:02:13 GMT -8
Running a dark dystopian future game in which the PCs are cleaning out a drug flop house and being charged by a bunch of people in ridiculous costumes. They're crazed junkies, so no firearms.
These aren't quite Mooks, think Mooks +1. - A man dressed in a big bird costume with straight razors that mutters "Bok bok bok" as he lunges at the PCs
- A Fantasy Barbarian ala Conan - armed with a replica sword from the movie
- A Circus Clown (ala Pennywise) - armed with an Axe pained like a sunflower
- A grown man in a child's Bat Man costume (ala Gotham City Imposters) - weapon unknown
- A woman rocking a Jester costume with a club covered in jingle bells and spikes.
- A giant fat man rocking a Tinky Winky costume (spilling out at the middle) and wielding a giant black pyrex dildo
- A scrawny tweaker chick dressed as the Hamburgler. Weapon unknown
- A middle aged man with a potbelly in a womans "Sexy Pirate" costume with a giant fucking scimitar cut from sheet metal. To confuse matters he shouts "Hassaaaan Chop!"
I need thoughts on the costume and weapon combinations.
I also need melee weapons for Batman, and the Hamburgler
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Post by greatwyrm on Aug 8, 2013 21:05:04 GMT -8
For Batman, you could do make-shift arm bracers with triangular spikes. Also, he should have a boomerang that he just hits people with. In the event he throws it, it always comes back and hits him.
For the Hamburgler, how about a sign on a metal pole with the sign reading "Please Pay at the First Window"?
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Post by Kainguru on Aug 9, 2013 0:26:32 GMT -8
Hamburgler : oversized, sharpened 'blade turners/flippers' (seriously don't know the correct term to use as the colloquial description of the item varies so much: it's the spatula thing you use to turn or flip hamburgers) Aaron
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juberberry
Journeyman Douchebag
Posts: 132
Preferred Game Systems: Traveller, VANGUARD, Shadowrun 4, CP2020
Currently Playing: Traveller - rarely
Currently Running: Traveller, Shadowrun 4, VANGUARD
Favorite Species of Monkey: Ressus
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Post by juberberry on Aug 9, 2013 3:22:51 GMT -8
I knew I could count ion the HJ crew!!!
Thanks guys - these are perfect!
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Post by maxinstuff on Aug 11, 2013 19:45:31 GMT -8
Hamburgler needs to have a cheeseburger visibly produding from the fly of his pants.
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Post by Kainguru on Aug 12, 2013 3:54:26 GMT -8
Hamburgler needs to have a cheeseburger visibly produding from the fly of his pants. With 'extra' stuffing Aaron
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Post by Deleted on Sept 2, 2013 0:24:08 GMT -8
I would arm batman with .. a bat.
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