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Post by Kainguru on Aug 10, 2013 13:46:56 GMT -8
Why do 'proper' fans of Pokemon get so upset when you tell them that you'd rather support Team Rocket because: A) Jessie/James (depending on your gender preference) is 'hot' B) Team Rocket dress more like adults - though obviously slaves to fashion C) Who would you rather party with? The A team with sugar free soda, balloons and a crap clown act OR Team Rocket with coke, debauchery, sin and a live band? These seem like perfectly good reasons to me . . . GO TEAM ROCKET Aaron
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Post by ericfromnj on Aug 10, 2013 13:53:02 GMT -8
YEAH!!!!! TEAM ROCK AND ROLL - wait, who are these people we are supporting again?
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Post by ericfromnj on Aug 10, 2013 13:53:36 GMT -8
Baby wants it fast Baby wants a blast She wants a rocket ride She wants a rocket ride
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Post by Kainguru on Aug 10, 2013 14:31:07 GMT -8
Baby wants it fast Baby wants a blast She wants a rocket ride She wants a rocket ride Exactly . . . We all know Jessie's dirty, that good kinda dirty . . . Aaron
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Post by HyveMynd on Aug 10, 2013 17:20:47 GMT -8
Exactly . . . We all know Jessie's dirty, that good kinda dirty . . . Aaron You don't know what you're asking for. Lots of Pokemon have tentacle-like appendages (tentacles, tongues, vines, whatever). Jessie's an anime chick. We all know what happens when you put anime girls and tentacle "monsters" together, right? Right. I've seen pictures over here in Japan, man. Pictures that made me wish brain bleach was a real thing. Just saying.
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Post by Kainguru on Aug 10, 2013 18:39:20 GMT -8
Yep, and you just know Jessie would love every decadent minute of it while Misty . . . well, let's just say that by the time you finally convinced Misty to give you a blow job Jessie would have jammed her fingers up your arse to the last knuckle inserted several poke balls anal bead style and introduced you to her tentacled friends. It may not be pretty, it may burn your soul and strip you of any self respect afterwards but it would be a lot more interesting than Misty or Ash fumbling awkwardly under the covers with the lights out . . . TEAM ROCKET FOR THE WIN!!! Aaron
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Post by muntjack on Aug 11, 2013 6:50:49 GMT -8
Yep, and you just know Jessie would love every decadent minute of it while Misty . . . well, let's just say that by the time you finally convinced Misty to give you a blow job Jessie would have jammed her fingers up your arse to the last knuckle inserted several poke balls anal bead style and introduced you to her tentacled friends. It may not be pretty, it may burn your soul and strip you of any self respect afterwards but it would be a lot more interesting than Misty or Ash fumbling awkwardly under the covers with the lights out . . . TEAM ROCKET FOR THE WIN!!! Aaron I'll never see Pokemon the same way again...
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Post by ericfromnj on Aug 11, 2013 12:35:24 GMT -8
A friend of mine who I swore didn't even know what sex was loaned me Legend of the Overfiend. I remember my first memory of anime tentacle porn because I invited the entire metal head crew over because I could not believe the shit I was watching.
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Post by fray on Aug 11, 2013 17:59:14 GMT -8
Yeah, Legend of the Overfiend tends to do that to people...
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Post by maxinstuff on Aug 11, 2013 21:30:13 GMT -8
A friend of mine who I swore didn't even know what sex was loaned me Legend of the Overfiend. I remember my first memory of anime tentacle porn because I invited the entire metal head crew over because I could not believe the shit I was watching. *googles* Also - Team Rocket for the win. Both of them. In and around the mouth.
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Post by Kainguru on Aug 12, 2013 3:35:14 GMT -8
A friend of mine who I swore didn't even know what sex was loaned me Legend of the Overfiend. I remember my first memory of anime tentacle porn because I invited the entire metal head crew over because I could not believe the shit I was watching. *googles* Also - Team Rocket for the win. Both of them. In and around the mouth. Jessie sandwich . . . James brony . . . and Meowth : Pikachu is his bitch Team Rocket for the Win Aaron
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