MNdielobber
Initiate Douchebag
Posts: 7
Preferred Game Systems: DnD any, Pathfinder, Savage World's, Dread,
Currently Playing: DnD 3.5
Currently Running: Pathfinder
Favorite Species of Monkey: Squirrel Monkey
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Post by MNdielobber on May 30, 2015 19:53:10 GMT -8
Tell the story of how one of your characters died using only one sentence. I'll start. The elven ranger Soohon Forgler succumbed to the devastating acid breath of an enormous black dragon while trying to recover stolen treasure.
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Post by lowkeyoh on May 30, 2015 23:31:10 GMT -8
Can you even crit on Constitution Damage?
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Post by squeatus on May 31, 2015 3:47:47 GMT -8
At zero xp, cut down in the street by the party paladin for standing between him and the party thief and asking for a peaceful settlement of differences.
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Post by weaselcreature on May 31, 2015 9:17:55 GMT -8
Impaled on the giant demons great sword and raised in the air, Tough Hero Jack Hammer called upon the Laws of Drama and Action and, Playing for the Moment, slid down the blade and took a called shot to the head of the demon; dice exploding and cards thrown in for bonuses, the demons brain cave was turned to pulp by Jack's mighty war hammer, and our hero's sacrifice emboldened the army to victory!
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D.T. Pints
Instigator
JACKERCON 2018: WITH GREAT POWER COMES GREAT RESPONSIBILITY June 22-July 1st
Posts: 2,857
Currently Playing: D&D 5e, Pathfinder, DUNGEONWORLD, Star Wars Edge of the Empire
Currently Running: DUNGEONWORLD, PATHFINDER
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Post by D.T. Pints on May 31, 2015 12:58:16 GMT -8
Gravity sucks. (Written on the Dread Wizard Reginald Boddington III's tombstone).
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beeronious
Initiate Douchebag
Posts: 20
Preferred Game Systems: White Wolf, Shadowrun, Castles & Crusades,Yggdrasill
Currently Playing: Legend of the Five Rings
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Post by beeronious on May 31, 2015 13:21:26 GMT -8
I kick in the door! What could possibly go wrong?
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Post by jazzisblues on May 31, 2015 16:49:16 GMT -8
And then the Zhentarim battle ox charged.
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Post by stork on May 31, 2015 19:29:15 GMT -8
I rolled some dice.........
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Post by ericfromnj on May 31, 2015 20:04:50 GMT -8
As the forces of an Azathoth corrupted Hell charged I stood my ground shotgun in hand while my school escaped.
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tyler
Journeyman Douchebag
Posts: 226
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Post by tyler on May 31, 2015 20:42:51 GMT -8
Not my character, but: "We should have just bought the stormtrooper armor."
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Post by Forresst on May 31, 2015 20:48:57 GMT -8
Turns out, lasers are not as effective against vampires as Yuriko had hoped.
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Post by greatwyrm on May 31, 2015 22:11:25 GMT -8
How can that many guys with crossbows hide behind one couch?
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Post by Kainguru on Jun 1, 2015 1:21:01 GMT -8
Not my character: Kelgrim whispers up close "Shhhhhh we're the good guys", reply "I'm not" . . .
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Deleted
Deleted Member
Posts: 0
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Post by Deleted on Jun 1, 2015 5:50:53 GMT -8
With Honour, for that is all that matters to a samurai.
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Post by squeatus on Jun 1, 2015 11:09:59 GMT -8
Party thief escaped a wyvern (and abandoned the rest of us) by leaping from the top of a tower using his Cloak of the Bat, who promptly reminded the DM it was noon...
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