OrcCon 2013: Quotes From the Con
Feb 18, 2013 21:18:05 GMT -8
Post by clanhanna on Feb 18, 2013 21:18:05 GMT -8
I only played in two games this Con, and ran one, during which I was far too busy to record quotes.
But, I did collect a decent number of quotes from the two games I did play in: The first of Casey & Bruce's "TPK" games (Friday night) and Tyler's "Dead Presidents 4: Legion of Dead Presidents"
TPK:
(After someone set fire to the spiders crawling all over Bill's Cleric's dead body): "Your god likes cremation, right?"
"Yes, your god has not forsaken them.
Bruce: "When we playtested this, everyone had too many hit points."
Player: "I have 'Antagonize.'"
GM: "That'll work once."
GM: "What did you roll after the 20?"
Player: "One."
GM: So, you critted and then Storked it?"
"Goblin Jyhadists? So, what do they yell? 'Orcusu Akbar'?"
Player: "Yes, I just handed you gonnorrhea."
Alchemist (also a player): "There's an herb for that."
(After the druid summoned an elephant companion)
"I would like to address the elephant in the room."
"Really? Cuz, there is one."
"This time, I look through the door before walking through."
"Oh, she learns..."
Dead Presidents
"I don't want to think about sharks going down."
"But, the shark wearing the lab coat isn't in the water, right?"
"Just going 'Nenenenenenenenenene' (mimicking sound effect from the old $6 Million Man) does not give you bionics."
"I look for a spot with no sasquatch and that's where I punch.
GM: "Yes, sharks die gracefully."
"Did you just stub your brain?"
"Don't touch the pope; cooties."
"I mentally poke the pope."
And, lastly, one that Maire wrote down in my book from her Mage: the Ascension game, Thirteen Hours
"You are the world-champion at cutting yourself."
But, I did collect a decent number of quotes from the two games I did play in: The first of Casey & Bruce's "TPK" games (Friday night) and Tyler's "Dead Presidents 4: Legion of Dead Presidents"
TPK:
(After someone set fire to the spiders crawling all over Bill's Cleric's dead body): "Your god likes cremation, right?"
"Yes, your god has not forsaken them.
Bruce: "When we playtested this, everyone had too many hit points."
Player: "I have 'Antagonize.'"
GM: "That'll work once."
GM: "What did you roll after the 20?"
Player: "One."
GM: So, you critted and then Storked it?"
"Goblin Jyhadists? So, what do they yell? 'Orcusu Akbar'?"
Player: "Yes, I just handed you gonnorrhea."
Alchemist (also a player): "There's an herb for that."
(After the druid summoned an elephant companion)
"I would like to address the elephant in the room."
"Really? Cuz, there is one."
"This time, I look through the door before walking through."
"Oh, she learns..."
Dead Presidents
"I don't want to think about sharks going down."
"But, the shark wearing the lab coat isn't in the water, right?"
"Just going 'Nenenenenenenenenene' (mimicking sound effect from the old $6 Million Man) does not give you bionics."
"I look for a spot with no sasquatch and that's where I punch.
GM: "Yes, sharks die gracefully."
"Did you just stub your brain?"
"Don't touch the pope; cooties."
"I mentally poke the pope."
And, lastly, one that Maire wrote down in my book from her Mage: the Ascension game, Thirteen Hours
"You are the world-champion at cutting yourself."