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Post by Deleted on Jun 21, 2013 10:31:52 GMT -8
I don't have any. But now I kind of feel like I could do it now and it would be like an inside joke with Stu. It's sort of tempting.......
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Post by Deleted on Jun 21, 2013 10:59:16 GMT -8
You don't have any what?!?
Get Ready.
My suggestion for new and shy players is to play my favorite system: F.A.T.A.L...
MUNCHKINS MAKE GAMES MORE FUN!
Race templates are the cornerstone of the Third Reich.
LARPers get laid more.
Every RPG writer is just stealing ideas from Gary Gygax.
The System is All That Matters...you could have a sock puppet GM.
I ONLY FUDGE DICE TO GET THE HIGH SCORE WHEN I GM!
Tomb of Horrors is the pinnacle of published game modules.
L5R is for pussies. Real gamers play RIFTS.
Saque P. OUT!
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Post by rickno7 on Jun 21, 2013 12:41:55 GMT -8
I got scared there for a second...
I thought you were going to bring up the definition of crunchy
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Post by Kainguru on Jun 22, 2013 1:38:23 GMT -8
You don't have any what?!? Get Ready. My suggestion for new and shy players is to play my favorite system: F.A.T.A.L... MUNCHKINS MAKE GAMES MORE FUN! Race templates are the cornerstone of the Third Reich. LARPers get laid more. Every RPG writer is just stealing ideas from Gary Gygax. The System is All That Matters...you could have a sock puppet GM. I ONLY FUDGE DICE TO GET THE HIGH SCORE WHEN I GM! Tomb of Horrors is the pinnacle of published game modules. L5R is for pussies. Real gamers play RIFTS. Saque P. OUT! F.A.T.A.L for it's own system specific sub-forum then? Gary Gygax stole all his idesa from Tolkien because we all know that there were no fantasy writers before The Hobbit. Tomb of Horrors was too easy for my 35th Level dual classed Paladin/Magic-User with his 19 Str and +8 Holy Avenger sword of Vorpal Sharpness Aaron
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Post by ericfromnj on Jun 22, 2013 15:56:02 GMT -8
You don't have any what?!? LARPers get laid more. Actually, it is sickingly easy to get laid at a LARP...
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Post by Kainguru on Jun 23, 2013 1:27:00 GMT -8
Oh wait I forgot the most important thing: Crunch is good the crunchier the better. The definition of crunch is . . . is . . . (wait for it) FORTY TWO !!!! Aaron
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Post by maxinstuff on Jun 23, 2013 1:34:20 GMT -8
You don't have any what?!? LARPers get laid more. Actually, it is sickingly easy to get laid at a LARP... Like, with girls?
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Post by Kainguru on Jun 23, 2013 2:12:20 GMT -8
Actually, it is sickingly easy to get laid at a LARP... Like, with girls? They dress like girls Aaron PS Thai Ladyboy's anyone??
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Post by maxinstuff on Jun 23, 2013 3:05:18 GMT -8
They dress like girls Aaron PS Thai Ladyboy's anyone?? a question of etiquette, if you realize partway through - do you stop?
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Post by Kainguru on Jun 23, 2013 3:41:52 GMT -8
They dress like girls Aaron PS Thai Ladyboy's anyone?? a question of etiquette, if you realize partway through - do you stop? Well it depends on how much they are a lady and how much they are still a boy/man. ie: are they still packing meat? Aaron
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Post by maxinstuff on Jun 23, 2013 4:25:09 GMT -8
a question of etiquette, if you realize partway through - do you stop? Well it depends on how much they are a lady and how much they are still a boy/man. ie: are they still packing meat? Aaron Yes.
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Post by Kainguru on Jun 23, 2013 5:18:24 GMT -8
Well it depends on how much they are a lady and how much they are still a boy/man. ie: are they still packing meat? Aaron Yes. Hmmm . . . now it comes down to personal perversion . . . I mean some people get their girlfriends to tickle the prostate with more gusto than a mere digit (if you know what I mean) so such an additional appendage could be seen as an advantage . . . Is it free? is it in character? is it at the LARP brothel? Aaron
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Post by maxinstuff on Jun 23, 2013 5:33:18 GMT -8
Hmmm . . . now it comes down to personal perversion . . . I mean some people get their girlfriends to tickle the prostate with more gusto than a mere digit (if you know what I mean) so such an additional appendage could be seen as an advantage . . . Is it free? is it in character? is it at the LARP brothel? Aaron Why so many conditionals.....? All that aside, I say finish up. It isn't like stopping means it somehow didn't happen - you still railed a bloke.
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Post by Kainguru on Jun 23, 2013 5:59:51 GMT -8
Hmmm . . . now it comes down to personal perversion . . . I mean some people get their girlfriends to tickle the prostate with more gusto than a mere digit (if you know what I mean) so such an additional appendage could be seen as an advantage . . . Is it free? is it in character? is it at the LARP brothel? Aaron Why so many conditionals.....? All that aside, I say finish up. It isn't like stopping means it somehow didn't happen - you still railed a bloke. Cause if it's costing money then you can be fussy . . . if it's free take what you can get At least it wasn't a Drow . . . Aaron
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Post by maxinstuff on Jun 23, 2013 17:03:00 GMT -8
I think we successfully cleared the room Kainguru Sent from my GT-I9300 using proboards
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